by sunday i might, might, own a vintage jolly chimp aka the creepy monkey with cymbals doll (think toy story 3)

i need him. 

*sets 6 different alarms*
*wakes up past noon*

all day er’day

so i was just helping my sister finish her last-minute paper on how the obesity epidemic is the goverment’s fault more than it is the people’s right?

and then i’m checking my email like dududu dudud dudu duu

and i accidentally click on this one spam mail with the first line that reads

“The reason why you are heavy is not your fault!  Regularly we’re besieged with misleading diet trends and plans that don’t mesh with our daily lives.”

:O

از حادثه ترسند همه کاخ نشینان

ما خانه به دوشان غم سیلاب نداریم

going to see the secret world of arrietty with le bf today. i’m very excited.

i’ve tried to avoid screenshots and trailers and all kinds of spoilers for weeks now. it was tough work! i’m sure i won’t disappoint.

ciao

Hey Chicagoans!
Is there a place where one can find an anti-Rahm Emanuel tshirt?
Unfortunately the 2” pin on my backpack isn’t speaking loud enough.